I'm speaking at Longhorn PHP this October! 🎉 "How Tetris Made Me a Better Programmer" — Tetris has a real, published 60-page spec (the Tetris Guideline): an eight-phase state machine, 7-bag randomizer, SRS wall kicks, T-spin detection. I built the whole thing in PHP from the spec — it's where fat-enums was born — and it taught me more about state machines and specifications than most jobs have. Austin, Oct 15–16. Blind Bird pricing through Aug 8: longhornphp.com/schedule
